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  • My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

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sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

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brititch:

what does the fox say?

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"oh man!"

(Source: wigwams, via officialwhitegirls)

cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

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InStyle [april 2014]

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suicunesrider:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

let me just tell you. the easter bunny is real, all right. real grumpy. real annoying. and really full of himself

don’t let the easter kangaroo see this

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(via pizza)

alkonium:

Well, that certain sums up my feelings towards Google.

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via dem-crazy-kids)

10thdoctors-companion:

grapplinghook5:

10thdoctors-companion:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

bless John Green bless

You see, it’s a metaphor. He threatened to kill the movie, but hasn’t used the power to actually do it.

jESUS FUKCJNBRHS

(via fuglyselfie)

janecrocker:

fujibutts:

greenenglish:

Ladies and gentlemen…

I present… to you…

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baNANNASPRITE

fuCKING

my life was not complete until this moment

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stability:

and they called itt puppy love

(via love-personal)

spankmehardbarry:

me when i log into tumbler dot com

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(via postllimit)

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leaaare:

littlelostcat:

cumstyls:

pervyplaty:

malkatz:

anonymousfragger:

vosje:

pEOPle WHO CAN WRITE

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PEOPLE whO CAN dRAW

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PEoPLE WHo CAN wriTE AND DRaW

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PEOPLE WHO CAN

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PEOPLE WHO CAN CAN

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CANS THAT CAN CAN

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And then there’s me:

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This last.gif. I´m in love.

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